ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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