And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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