I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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