We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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