Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My dick has a subreddit
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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