hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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