Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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