I want to stick my p in your. b.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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