I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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