Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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