I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you win again, gameday.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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