No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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