plz talk dirty to me
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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