6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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