I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
