I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
