so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
vagina is talking i cant
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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