Grow some girl-balls and come out already
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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