Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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