Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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