so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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