Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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