So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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