if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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