I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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