But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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