No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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