im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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