What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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