you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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