so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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