So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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