And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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