i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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