Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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