i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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