either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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