Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This is classic penis vs brain.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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