Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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