i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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