a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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