My room smells like vodka and shame
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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