I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
there is puke in my bra ... again
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