I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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