To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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