the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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