Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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