No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
