You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Come on in and take your pants off
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