someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize