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I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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