i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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