So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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