If that was your dad, he is hot
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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