I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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